Indeks
I recently read that love is entirely a
matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
"David Bissonette"
When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him
keep her.
"Sacha Guitry"
After marriage, husband and wife become
two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
"Hemant Joshi"
By all means marry. If you get a good
wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
"Socrates"
Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them.
"Dumas"
The great question... which I have not
been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?
"Sigmund Freud"
I had some words with my wife, and she
had some paragraphs with me.
"Anonymous"
"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"Henny Youngman"
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was
married for two years."
"Sam Kinison"
"There's a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
"James Holt McGavran"
"I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."
"Patrick Murray"
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
"Nash"
The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
"Anonymous"
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
"Henny Youngman"
My wife and I were happy for twenty
years. Then we met.
"Rodney Dangerfield"
A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
"Milton Berle"
Marriage is the only war where one
sleeps with the enemy.
"Anonymous"
A son asked his Dad how much it costs to
get married. His Dad
replied:
I don't know son, I'm still paying.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing: "You can have mine."
"Anonymous"
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
"David Bissonette"
When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him
keep her.
"Sacha Guitry"
After marriage, husband and wife become
two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
"Hemant Joshi"
By all means marry. If you get a good
wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
"Socrates"
Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them.
"Dumas"
The great question... which I have not
been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?
"Sigmund Freud"
I had some words with my wife, and she
had some paragraphs with me.
"Anonymous"
"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"Henny Youngman"
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was
married for two years."
"Sam Kinison"
"There's a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
"James Holt McGavran"
"I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."
"Patrick Murray"
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
"Nash"
The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
"Anonymous"
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
"Henny Youngman"
My wife and I were happy for twenty
years. Then we met.
"Rodney Dangerfield"
A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
"Milton Berle"
Marriage is the only war where one
sleeps with the enemy.
"Anonymous"
A son asked his Dad how much it costs to
get married. His Dad
replied:
I don't know son, I'm still paying.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing: "You can have mine."
"Anonymous"
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
